A girl asks her significant other, "When you gonna get that haircut?" Significant other's response, "Yep, I do need a cut....When are you planning on cutting yours?"
Ladies, what is wrong with this reply? Everything. Am I right or am I right?
First of all, I don't care how much a girl yaps on and on about the emergent need to cut off those wretched split ends, or perhaps how she needs to lose those 'extra' 5 lbs, a man need (always) understand this:
Do not attempt to perfect a lady. A lady already knows her flaws - we're the consummate professional when it comes to detecting our imperfections. When she asks, "Do I look fat in this?," chances are, she knows, or at the very least, thinks she looks fat in it. She only wants confirmation that you appreciate the extended curvature regardless of her own skewed perception. Clearly, Heidi Klum is not staring back at her reflection, but it would be nice to know the guy in her life sees model material. Hips, thighs, ass and all. Same goes with Pantene Pro-V hair. Whether she has it or not, lie to your little princess.
Trust me, it not only saves you needless hardship, but also saves her from further insecurity. Leaving you both satisfied with the oh so unique gifts Mama gave her. And don't you fret Mr. Perfect, Mama gave you some unique gifts too. That receding hairline for one...
1 comment:
After being around soooo many boys...4 of them being my own...and one that is a teenager, I have come to the realization that men are not that different from women. Little boys and little girls develop insecurities....and they become teenage boys that eventually become men. My teenager is highly into himself...the zit cream on his face every night is evident of this. So don't be too hard on your man....he is not unlike you.
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